Tuesday May 31

The Holy Land Wanderings with Agents 1&2.

Episode 1: Kotel Tunnel Extravaganza.

We put on our disguises... bet you can't guess what they were... 1, 2, 3, Tourist Face

(complete with reflectors in case of falling behind the group, and pouch with valuables.)

Next, we wait behind the security of the Gate as Israeli armed forces secure the perimeter of our abode. (i don't know if you have noticed or not but we're kind of a big deal...)

that is a nice bush. A really nice GREEN bush. oohhhhh.

Testing one, two... but just in case, always bring a spare battery.

"she thought i would leave her, that i wasn't devoted enough, but not even the dark abyss could stop me from being by her side"-Agent 1.

Operation Kotel Tunnel.

Gathering the clues, Agent 2&1 formulate the strategic strategy...

We can't go over it, we can't go through it, we must go under it.

But wait, what is this? Ten commandments on CD? Somebody must have known we were coming...

namely, this guy. don't let his civilian clothes fool you. he is armed of false models and is very dangerous.

Upon this tablet, not to be confused with Moses's ten commandment's tablet, is the inscription of our secret location.

note the head lamp.

all your wildest dreams are behind this stone. Too bad it's the biggest stone in the world. weighing 580 tons of sure bedrock....Mwahhahahahaha

whatever you do, act natural.

It takes years of rigorous study to become qualified for our duties, please small children, don't try this at home.

Agent #1's hebrew skills may be rusty, but one thing is for sure...

we are moving right ahead!

alarms sound, and the cave starts closing in. our mere mortal strength fails us.

"i just wasn't strong enough." -Agent 1.

Agent 2, was lost behind the wall...

"Agent 2!... are you down there?"

only silence answered him.

with no other way around the barrier, Agent 1 decides to sacrifice his life, and go through the danger zone.

He wasn't prepared for what happened next.

Agent 2 had met up with an "old friend."

next a heart broken...

All agent 1 had left, was the memory.

to be continued..

being Secret agents and creating love stories never gets old. when in doubt, act natural. And always have your passport on your person.

it is written.